Findlay 3D
Rage-Fueled Blue-Beanie Parka Duck
Rage-Fueled Blue-Beanie Parka Duck
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$11.00 USD
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Here comes trouble in the tiniest package. This is the Rage-Fueled Blue-Beanie Parka Duck, a pocket-sized ball of pure attitude. Hood zipped high, beanie puff standing at attention, little mittens clenched like he’s ready to throw hands with the entire world. At just 2 inches wide, he’s small enough to lose in your hand but big enough to own any shelf he lands on. Freshly 3D printed in crisp full-color detail straight from the machine—no paint, just baked-in personality and maximum grump energy. Every feather, every scowl, every microscopic boot scuff is ready to judge you and everyone you know. Place him on your desk, dashboard, or collection and watch the energy shift instantly. Things get quieter. People walk softer. Snacks go into hiding. He doesn’t need to say a word; his vibe does all the screaming. This isn’t just a duck.
This is 2 inches of bottled chaos with webbed feet and zero patience. Limited run. Extremely limited chill. Grab him quick, before he decides you’re next on his list. (You have been warned.)
This is 2 inches of bottled chaos with webbed feet and zero patience. Limited run. Extremely limited chill. Grab him quick, before he decides you’re next on his list. (You have been warned.)
